That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

by the muff slapper May 8, 2010

stuff the muff

a game participated by the lucky few, where two or more people stick their love rockets into one lucky lady at the same time so it takes up all the space available inside the carniverous cave that is, the vagina.

Man: Lets play stuff the muff!

Man 2: Yeah!

Woman: Ok, i suppose you did buy me them chewing gums.

by Raaaas May 13, 2008

Blue Muff

A female version of blueballs, When a female gets sexually excited without any sexual contact that night

"I was grinding at the club all night with this guy and he left me with blue muff"

by Hillbilliedeluxe December 16, 2008

spank your furry muff

a replacement for 'thank you very much'
similar to spank you

'here's your beer'
'spank your furry muff'

by li'l pill pig July 30, 2006

Fuzzy Muff

A female's pubic hair (of the groin) kept in an untrimmed fashion

"When I fucked your mum last night, my dick didn't get cold because she had a fuzzy muff."

by Geezer May 30, 2003

young muff

Muff that is illegal, yet attractive. This muff will get you in trouble with your buddies or the police. Do not try this at home.

"Dude look at those teenagers that just walked in."
"Ah, young muff."

"You have the right to remain silent..."
"Damn, should have never tagged that young muff"

by polishmangoescrazyinspace February 23, 2010

Ladies Muff Pistol

A pistol to be hidden in one's vagina

Is that a ladies muff pistol or do you have an erection?

by Genitalia Armorer November 9, 2010