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mouse bong

A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.
Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!
by Bauxb October 31, 2017
mugGet the mouse bongmug.

Mouse

the animal i just crushed the fucking skull of lmao im not ok
by ExpiredWater March 6, 2023
mugGet the Mousemug.

Mouse

Someone, mainly females who stick around in an emotionally abusive relationship with a compulsive cheater. Due to the cheater keeping and treating their mate as their pet the mouse stays regardless because it's the only love she receives. Even though deep down they know that love for them is superficial or even fake they convince theirselves that it's real. They deal with the partners cheating manipulative ways just like a good loyal little pet.
Who cares, your girlfriend is a mouse. Therefore you can literally do whatever you want knowing she will never leave you. You can probably bang another girl in the next room and she wil turn away and possibly cry but she won't do nothing about it cuz she's a mouse, you got her pinned down so she ain't going nowhere
by BlowMuthaFukkinPop March 29, 2023
mugGet the Mousemug.

Moused

They definition of moused it is to take the piss or to violate.
Bro he moused it he never paid me back my money
by Mtendo February 3, 2022
mugGet the Mousedmug.

Twat Mouse

She's Wearing Jeans,Today... You know what that means...Her Camel toe,Caught itself a Twat Mouse ..
by Ghost1319 March 4, 2019
mugGet the Twat Mousemug.

ate a sour mouse

Looks like a very stuck up, pissed off person; unapproachable
I was going to talk to that lady but she looks like she ate a sour mouse
by Blonde3456 August 20, 2022
mugGet the ate a sour mousemug.

mouse ears

A reel-to-reel camera used in the motion picture industry.
I see mouse ears all over the place here. They must be shooting a movie!
by pentozali April 9, 2006
mugGet the mouse earsmug.

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