minge hinge

A crucial moment in a relationship in which the future of the relationship (and therefore possible sexual relations) hangs in the balance.

Jake: How's it going with you and Sarah?

Ed: I'm not sure man, I think i've reached the minge hinge.

by trigger_hippy October 18, 2010

Ming Warrior

The antagonist to the musketeers. This pathetic specimen of a human often tries to compete with the musketeers by placing shiny things on the ground in a vain attempt to blow up all the Musketeers.
Despite seeming success with women on paper they later prove to be fat.

Person 1: I really like the Musketeers, they're cool guys.
Person 2: I'm a Ming Warrior
Person 1: Piss off

by 4Musketeers January 14, 2011

Minge Bling

The act of blinging up a minge via the use of cheap diamond fakery.

Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!

by Ratskrad January 20, 2011

mingdawg

when something is just so minging/disgusting you just wouldnt go there: with a guy/girl/ or something.. basically maximum ming

that guy is just mingdawg....

ewwww hes sooo mingdawg

by clembo stilletos November 14, 2011

minge winge

That special time of the month where a woman bleeds for 5 days and gets a bit crazy

Kenny: What's up with Aimee?

Paul: She's having a minge winge

by stubblehead February 19, 2012

Mingeaninja

A Mingeaninja is when a ninja mingers a minge

The Ninja became a Mingeaninja when he minged the minge

by Ninja sexyness so much sex November 2, 2013

minge crate

annoying laptop

this minge crate isn't letting me scroll through my instagram pics with the ease i expect

by rusty_pipework November 11, 2013