Matthew Rudy

He’s an amazing human being, I love how passionate he is. He’ll be successful one day. He sometimes pretend to be a cat bc he’s lactose intolerant, he love cats HAHAHAHA.

Tsuma: Is your tummy alright?

Matthew Rudy: My tumtum hurt, am cat

by tsuma January 5, 2021

Matthew Holden

The Hottest dude ever and has long hair and is 5"8 to 5"9 is faithful and should always make you laugh he has some bad jokes but will always protect you he's good at football and minecraft and is cracked at fortnite my dude and is in excellent shape

Matthew Holden Is sooooooo hot

by TrueMon December 5, 2020

Muddy Matthew

The same concept as the "wet willy," except instead of sticking the finger in their mouth, the attacker first sticks their finger in their bum

"I was sitting in my room the other day when I thought my brother gave me a wet willy. It was only after i smelled something putrid did I realize that it was really a Muddy Matthew"

by Muddy Matthew April 1, 2016

matthew star

Matthew star was a Peron who told Hitler where all the Jews were hiding, Matthew is Jewish himself but he wanted Hitler to spare him so he told them where they were all hiding.

Matthew told Hitler where we are and now we are dead you will be remembered as Matthew star

by PewPewshots April 20, 2018

Matthew Key

Imbread dated his cousins at school broke up when they got the DNA tests back

Matthew Key is imbrued

by Dave Carrie May 27, 2022

matthew ridd

A talented, young individual who is willing to put work before personal life.

Wow, Matthew Ridd is great for our company, his work speaks for itself!

by closetothebone April 20, 2018

Matthew Doyle

Some nerd who likes pigeons he's funny when he is and is an extremely interesting person.

Woah it's Matthew Doyle I should talk to that person!

by h= January 8, 2021