matthew the perv

A real bitch who needs an ugly, desperate hooker to fuck him. Watches porn and play Xbox all day. Nerd, desperate, extremely horny all the time looks like shit, Matthew Duke

Matthew the perv tried to grab my ass in math, that whore.

by Matthewhater04 December 13, 2017

kerry matthews

The epitome of sexy, a dominant sexual woman who knows her desires and acts upon them

I met a right Kerry Matthews the other night, I think I may be in love

by Bonn. April 2, 2020

matthew mcgregor

Absolutely adores liverpool and takes a shite in school toliets

Matthew Mcgregor watched the match with a shit in his boxers

by Poo cock July 23, 2020

Matthew Sutton

A rap-soul recording artist from Los Angeles, California known for appearing on the "Word Warriors 3" documentary with Malcolm-Jamal Warner.

"Hey have you heard that new Matthew Sutton song?"

"Yea man, He's such a great soul singer."

by MiguelCruz August 1, 2020

Matthew Johnson

The best person on the planet with the name Matthew

I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.

by 21 karate gold June 4, 2020

Matthew espinosa

Someone who is addicted to fortnite and loves to call jac annoying

1: hey do you like fortnite?
2:yea
1: so you’re a Matthew Espinosa

2:...

by Titanlmfao27 September 16, 2020

Carolyn/Matthew

People who believes that macaronous is the singular form of macaroni

Person 1: Have you heard? They're such a Carolyn/Matthew.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!

by papi.SPAGHETTO November 6, 2020