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Main Character Syndrome

That’s what your entire interpretation of the Bible is tainted by.
Hym “Main Character Syndrome. The idea that you are the protagonist of the story or that you should be the main character. Is that how you’re acting? And that’s what I mean about ‘Only telling half the story.’ Because you’re not just the person who nobly endures the suffering at the hands of the mob. You’re not just the person who’s called forth to adventure. You’re the mob that demands God’s angels be given to them. You’re the horde that rends Jesus asunder. The tyrant the needs to be taught a lesson by having his kid slaughtered. I mean... are your REALLY the Abraham? Are you REALLY emulating Christ? Or are you just acting?”
by Hym Iam October 4, 2022
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Maiken

Bebo celebrity, likes banana muffins, loves grommit and WRITES IN CAPITALS all the time
"Hey did you see that Maiken on bebo"
by Ja9'0X October 16, 2008
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Hack the Mainframe

"Dude find me some nasty porn."
"Hold on, let me hack the mainframe."
by Shit Skopinski October 11, 2008
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lyzette main

a funny gal who is off her shoppin trolly
"hey lyz r u in ashworth yet"
"yar i am"
by angela anaconda November 14, 2003
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Warden Main

James is a suck a Warden Main
by BlenderSlayer69 January 28, 2020
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main line

The main line is a collection of suburbs containing of douche bags that THINK (and only think) that they are better than the rest of the world, and they like to flaunt it all the time. They pop their collars, don their Gucci, and D&G, shop at Banana and J. Crew full price, and love to repeatedly use the word BEST in their sentences. (aka "ACME bakery makes the BEST cookies in the world" or "WaWa is the BEST place to go get a hoagie at midnight" or "Going to Ocean City is the BEST time ever") It's just so sad that main liners heads are so far up their asses that they all can't even see straight. There is more to life than looking good and flaunting where you life...you're not the only douche bags who live in wealthy suburbs, ya know?

Most inhabitants are "old money" (aka Grandpas who made their fortune and moved to PA). All the others, like people that live in Paoli, Wayne, or Berwyn, etc. are all either living off of there old relatives' fortunes or pretending to be what they're not. Some live in big houses and that's all they can afford; others choose more modest living quarters so they can survive financially. Either way, they ALL can say that they live on the "main line," and that's really all that matters to them, in their egotistical, superficial minds.
Main liners use the words "main line" as an adjective! (aka "Suzy is sooo main line.") Amazing isn't it?

Statistically, I grew up in the wealthiest zip code in the country, 60010. However, I don't brag or flaunt that because if I did, well, let's face it I'd be a douche bag. And I'm not a douche bag. Main liners....are douche bags. so sad.
by WaWa lover anon. June 11, 2006
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main dish

not a side dish, of the most importance
J: I'm just his side dish!
M: J you are my main dish!
by skloochy June 2, 2003
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