smoke main

if you main smoke you probably mess around in casual and don't care about your kd, everyone loves you, everyone wants to be your friend, and nothing stops you while playing siege. or your a toxic pos

person 1: emily is such a smoke main
person 2: but emily has no friends

by Furball Kun April 13, 2021

Main character

It’s a factual definition about a person. That person is always in the spotlight and no-one can prove that fact wrong.

Not everyone can become one, you must meer all of the criteria listed below:
- Your name has to start with a D or an E;
- Your IQ has to be higher than that of a child;
- You must be a human;
- You must speek more than 3 languages fluently;
- You must be annoying (because no-one likes main characters).

- Emily is addicted to attention given to her by all the lads in her class. To the rest of the class she is the main character.
- Jaimy always calls herself the main character, but everyone knows she isn’t one because she doesn’t meet the criteria.

by CitrousFan22 September 22, 2021

Maine Lava Lamp

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.

"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."

by H+M December 20, 2014

Maine Flamingo

An Ostrich

A variety of ostrich found in Northern North America known as a “Maine Flamingo”

I’ve been raising Maine Flamingo for over a decade

by dr dance December 10, 2022

buck main

Can be the teams saving grace or a retard you can complain about the recoil or use the flash either way your probably not gonna win

Kid; I am a buck main

Outher kid : leaves

by Buck main June 2, 2019

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by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

Main Squeeze

Referring to the main woman that gets you to ejaculate so strongly that your engulfed prostate promotes an involuntary spasm of your gluteus maximus.

Having sex with my hoe is cool but it's nothing compared to sex with my main squeeze. For example, when you're hungry, you get that fast food and it does the job but it's nothing compared to that restaurant-style filet mignon.

by Wor Izzo November 22, 2020