karl magne

Is a Scandinavian name for Charlemagne or Karl the former king of the Franks.

You and Karl Magne went to school.

by Shubunkin Gold November 16, 2017

Uncle Magne

The act of placing ones foot inside the rectum of a fellow human

Tobias has been away from school for three days after Jonathan gave him a solid Uncle Magne

by Bañokazooie January 24, 2019

my magenta

someones magenta is the person someone grew to hate. say they hurt you over and over and now you resent them. this is “my magenta”. someone you loved but grew to hate or resent over time for any reason at all.

“my magenta is trent”
“i hope j never have to see my magenta again”

by kk421xoxo November 3, 2020

The Magenta Squeeze

The act of grabbing your partner's hard pipe with your lips while squeezing it so hard that it changes color to a purple/magenta color.

Dude that girl has some strong lips, she gave me The Magenta Squeeze and made me a happy man.

by PuppyPersonGuy July 21, 2022

Mosquito Magnent

Person who typically gets bitten by a lot of mosquitos. Most of them are all racists. Mosquitos love racists

That Nazi is a mosquito magnent

by NumberOneBullshitGuy June 11, 2025

Orders of Magnitude

Let's get one thing straight: You ARE trying to kill me with this. When I die alone "without ever having any real friends" after spending the vast majority of my life being derided almost exclusively so you can use me as an instrument for ridicule in a way that leaves me unallowed to retaliate, that isn't "you not killing me." Sorry, I'm not an incest cultists so nobody told me that I was just subject to your whim, ad infinitum. Which is par for the course in a place where I'm expect treat women like pleasure dictators that imbue the subject of THEIR whim with an inflated value that then multiplies AND COMPOUNDS. That sounds like a DEBT. Or a LOAN.

A fucking retard "But a GOOD person would forgive us. Jesus would forgive us."

Hym "You mean the guy you fucking mangled in spite of the fact that he didn't to anything wrong? Fuck that guy. As a matter of fact, if you were fucking that guy he wouldn't be getting nailed to some wood."

A retard "Well if you're not a GOOD person then you're a BAD person and then-"

Hym "I'm subject to your whims again? Yeah. That seems to be a general theme. And now that my fate affects you there are orders of magnitude? What order of magnitude is weaponize schizophrenia and harvesting my soul for consumption? Because... BOTH OF THOSE THINGS WERE ALREADY HAPPENING BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING. Am I working of the debt you deferred good enough yet or what?"

by Hym Iam April 11, 2025

Mr. Magenta

-mute 1d awaiting ban

banned rn I hope he will get unbanned asap

Atomic301: -mute @Magenta 1d awaiting ban

Gnat: Nigga you getting unbanned

Mr. Magenta: WHAT

by Tostado_ January 25, 2023