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Magnus

A man who has a giant dick and all the girl want to fuck him. He is 6 foot 3
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Pak Magic

Eggs.

Grandad curry-hat's idea of black magic is having eggs placed in his hedge by Nogtard as a revenge prank for having bourbons posted through his letterbox.

The old twat was so terrified he phoned the landlady next door, shaking in his turban.
How come there are eggs in the hedge? Was it a student prank?

No, I think you'll find its Pak Magic.
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magic the gathering

A collectable card game in which two or more players battle each other using creatures, spells, artifacts, and enchantments. You can win in several ways:
1. Each player starts with 20 life. If one player's life total drops to 0 or less, they lose.
2. You can "deck" your opponent, meaning his library of cards is depleted and he can no longer draw.
3. If a player has 10 poison counters on them, they lose. This was a half-formed concept in earlier sets and is now extinct.
4. Your opponent can concede, or give up. This is often done when a player realizes that his situation is hopeless and decides to spare both players the wait of playing the whole thing out.

Magic is easily the most prolific and well known CCG ever. While other games have came along that might sell more than magic, such as Pokemon or Yu Gi Oh, these eventually (will) disappear as the players mature and move on to Magic, which has endured for 10 years.
by Grubba November 3, 2003
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magus

The mage who led the Mystics in the war against the humans in the year 600 AD. (Chrono Trigger)

As specified above, there is no "n" in Magus. It isn't prefixed by "the", it's improper grammar. It's just "Magus".
Oh, great Magus, why didn't you just exterminate the human race 400 years ago?
- Medina Villager in CT.
by Nick July 7, 2003
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Magnolia Screet

A location in Athens, GA, where male-on-male fornication is known for taking place. Usually between two members of the Ku Klux Klan. Can be viewed most easily through windows of houses in the 100 block. Also where all men without manhood are declared to be on the path to Hades.
"But now, at 144, uh, uh, Magnolia Screet, I seen thew the winda a dat house. Dey was in white robes, FUCKIN' onenutha. In the ass. Like a choo-choo-train. All sissies goin' to hell."
by Ragbar October 16, 2007
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Magnum

The largest condom available for men who pack extra down stairs.
During my Oracle training, Brad's magnum created an enormous bulge for the Oracle team to see.
by Spurlin August 27, 2008
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Magnificent

(adjective) impressively beautiful, elaborate, or extravagant; striking
My girlfriend, Hope, is magnificent.
by NotGabrielle August 5, 2018
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