barcode moustache

When a man attempts to grow a moustache but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it looks like a barcode

Is that a crisp packet stuck to your lip or did you mean to grow a barcode moustache?

by DipDive July 15, 2016

Dead Mouse

When a guy sends an unwanted dick pic.
'I can see you're proud of it but I'm going to throw it away without ever touching it.'

Exchanged numbers with David yesterday and he dropped a dead mouse on me last night.

by Anon1Adult June 30, 2016

garbage mouth

Means the same as potty mouth, toliet tongue, sewer mouth, etc. That is to say, some assclown who cusses at inappropriate times.

Rhino clit? That's disgusting! That's horrible! You kiss your mother with that mouth, you...you eat with that mouth? Garbage mouth!!!

by Telephony October 9, 2016

Clean Mouth

Someone who refrains from swearing or cussing

Joe is a Clean Mouth. Be like Joe

by sheikhaladdin February 25, 2017

loose mouth

Someone speaks without filters.

XQC has a loose mouth.

by XQCisstupid March 9, 2018

tv mount

Sex position where you are standing on top of the dresser and a guy has a girl up against the wall, Where you would mount a TV.
( be careful if there's a TV on the wall)

Johnny broke his flat screen last night, doing the TV mount with his girlfriend.

by Rsmo June 26, 2018

lint mouth bitch

A very dumb person with no common sense or personality.

Well, I knew it ! Your cousin is a lint mouth bitch!!

by Fatqueef May 30, 2020