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Pong Major Game

Write the names of some majors on 6 to 10 beerpong cups and then play pong with plenty of beer. The last cup is your major.
College Sophmore played Pong Major Game and was hit the "Photo-journalism" cup last and thus obligated to register as a photo-journalism major the next day.
by Frodo086 April 20, 2009
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Sucks Major French Fries

An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".
Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."
by -X-Ellen-X- November 10, 2009
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buzzkill major

a term used when something is a extreme, serious bust or let down.
Jessy: "Crap! I just remembered that I have a project due tomorow!"

Kassy: Dude, Buzzkill major.
by ava555 June 20, 2011
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Smarmier Major Nits

A Smarmier Major Nits, often shortened to "Smarmy" is a classically tall dark and handsome man with incredibly beautiful siblings.
He attracts the attention of only the most beautiful of women.
He names pets very unusual names and is tight fisted when giving gifts.
If you are lucky enough to receive a gift from a Smarmier Major Nits it will PROBABLY be a form of cutlary... excluding a knife.
Smarmier Major Nits are highly educated and are usefull when a dictionary or thesaurus are not at hand.
They can often be found socialising with ninja's and model like creatures.
They have been seen to drive unmarked vans and often smell of sweets whilst sporting dark clothes and a balaklava on the weekends after indulging in copious amounts of alcohol.
They often don't turn up to when invited to places, spend their time treasure hunting in peoples ears, being drawn on whilst they "rest" singing "i shot the sheriff" whilst largely intoxicated and doing the "eyebrow dance" off the cadburys advert.

All in all the Smarmier Major Nits is an unusual creature which should be monitored
woah, that dude freaks me out, he's a proper Smarmier Major Nits,

I need to sit down, I've just had a Smarmier Major Nits moment!
by Ninja An Zen November 24, 2011
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Gee'Majorr

A Dope Ass Rapper With A Sense Of Style. A Cute Girl But An Ugly Gangster , She Doesn't Take "No" For An Answer She's An All-out Baddie
"That girl's a Gee'Majorr girl for sure."
by GennikahSaraah October 13, 2013
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DORKUS MACORKUS

A member of the human species who constantly act like dorks.
Dude 1: People think I'm cool cause I'm so funny.
Dude 2: No they don't you dorkus macorkus
by Dan Straight September 19, 2016
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Shanghai Major

Pulling a huge failure; fucked up really, really bad. A shitshow that should always be forgotten.
P1: Hey man, about that test last week, how'd you do?
P2: Let's just say I Shanghai Major'd that shit.
P1: Holy shit! I don't even want to know now. Let's forget about what we talked about.
by TheTrollUhate August 18, 2016
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