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Mary Poppins

When a woman inserts a toothpick umbrella down a man’s urethra and opens it, while pulling it back out.
Person 1: “Wow, I can’t believe you actually followed that creep to the bathroom”

Woman: “Don’t worry about me, I gave him the ‘ol Mary Poppins”
Mary Poppins by WeinerScreener June 25, 2021
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Mary Jane Piercing

Tim: "OMG look up Mary Jane piercing!!! "
Kate: "Okay"
Tim: "HAHAHA HAHAHA IT WAS A DEEZ NUTS JOKE YOU FOOL"

Mary Warner 

A name that sounds like marijuana, ideal for saving your dealers number without looking bait.
Joe: Who's Mary Warner? She's just text you

Phil: My dealer
Mary Warner by 420blitz July 15, 2021

mary j blige 

someone is considered a mary if they purchase an iconic shirt with none other than our lord and saviour, mary j blige, on it and it becomes the only thing they wear everytime they exit their house. if they meet this criteria, they will therefore be renamed mary and their original birth name will nullify.
person 1: babe is that steph over there?
person 2: no you dirty bum bitch, have you seen her outfit? that's mary j blige.
mary j blige by babefest July 17, 2021

mary._eunice

The hottest person on tiktok <3
"mary._eunice is hot and everyone wants to marry her"
mary._eunice by Mary._Eunice September 6, 2021

Mary (Bella) Pierce 

Biggest treesh in yougstown ohio also known as C.C (Community Cooch) and The Homie Hopper
Damn you down bad if u fw Mary (Bella) Pierce she was talking to james
Mary (Bella) Pierce by James_Page September 8, 2021