lunch head

Lunch head is a nickname for a baby/toddler that is so fuckig cute that you just want to eat their head for lunch.

C'mere lunch head, I'm going to eat you up! Num num num...

by dick smooth April 02, 2016

MEJIA LUNCH

An extra long lunch hour when you are working, usually with candles and soft soothing music.

Hawk: Gallo are you taking a Mejia lunch today?
Gallo: Hell yea!

Gallo: I'm so tired I'm gonna take a Mejia lunch today!

by CoolRock February 15, 2021

Lunch Lady Land

In Adam Sandlers SNL song lunch lady land is a place where the lunch lady's go when they are not serving food. It is a magical land where all the lunch foods are alive and love the lunch lady because she makes the kids eat them but the best lunch food there is the sloppy joe because he never loses faith in the lunch lady

School boy: where is the lunch lady

School girl: she is in Lunch Lady Land

by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020

lunch it

To not do something because you were otherwise occupied procrastinating.

"I was supposed to go to the job centre today, but I lunched it."

"Got a job interview tomorrow, but reckon I'll lunch it."

by Padre_Killjoy January 07, 2016

nocturnal lunch

The meal between dinner and breakfast. The opposite of lunch.

Yoooo- for nocturnal lunch we had chicken patties at 4am, with home made dipping sauce. A quarantine delight.

by Ristafarian January 24, 2021

portuguese sack lunch

A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.

Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.

by Flama741 February 20, 2018

toss the lunch monkey

The act of vomiting ones lunch.

When one gags upon food.

Timmy: Hey bro, did you see that girl's blue waffle hanging out in the bleachers?
Kyle: Stop dude! I'm going to toss the lunch monkey!

by choke, puke, laugh, repeat January 03, 2018