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Neo-liberal

Anything I don’t like politically.
“Hey John fuck you your policy’s are dumb your probably a neo-liberal.
by Neolib john July 30, 2022
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Liberal

Come on Timmy make sure not to make eye contact with that liberal.
by BIGDICK69% November 9, 2020
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Liberal Ideology

A hypocritical system of double standard principals and values, which forms the basis of tax and spend economics and bogus political theories and policies.
My Liberal Ideology allows me to believe in letting criminals out of jail and let Illegal Aliens in, kill unborn children but save people on death row, call out and protest against hate crimes, but only if it happens to one race.

In addition, Everything I don't believe in should be banned or considered racist and everything I do believe in should be required for everyone, made into law and paid for by others.

If I don't get my way, my liberal ideology allows me to act like a 5 year old child in Walmart who is told that he can't have the toy in his hand.
by Damage_Inc December 18, 2020
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liberal

Technically means those people who embarrass all elements of society.
John Kerry, Al Gore, Al Sharpton, the Clintons, PETA, those in the emo scene, ACLU, NAMBLA, the entire government of the state of Maine (even the republicans are raging lefties), tree huggers, fags who own Priuses, fags in general, etc, etc, etc... Those are gret examples of liberals and liberal organizations.
by Jimbob Patterson December 24, 2007
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Libertarian

One who wants to maximize individual liberty and mimimize the role of the state. ("Live and let live," so to say.)

Government should protect and preserve life, liberty, and property, as well as intervene in the events of force and fraud. (Force, however, is OK when somebody trespasses onto your property and/or initiates violence against you or a loved or defenseless one.)

On the issues (Thanks to the U.S. Libertarian Party's official website)...

1. CRIME AND VIOLENCE: Protect victims' rights. End prohibition. Get tough on real crime (ones with actual victims). Protect the right to self-defense. Address the root causes of crime.

2(a). ENVIRONMENT - BASICS: Abolish sovereign immunity for government officials. Privatize "land and beast". Use tort (restitution) as a deterrent and restorative.

2(b). ENVIRONMENT - GLOBAL WARMING: Utilize non-government ways to put a stop to the "problem" we've been hearing about.

3. FAMILY BUDGETS: Knock down income and property taxes so families can put more money into their bank accounts and piggy jars. Utilize sales taxes to collect revenue.

4. FOREIGN POLICY: Non-interventionism. Use deterrence, and only attack when actually threatened or attacked. Free trade over foreign aid to help out developing nations. No conscription, period.

5. FREEDOM OF SPEECH: No censorship, no subsidization. Only intervene when there's coercion involved.

6. GUN LAWS: The right to bear arms. Encourage gun ownership, and invest in education and training programs to promote responsible gun ownership.

7. HEALTH CARE: Establish Medical Savings Accounts (MSAs). De-regulate the health care industry. Remove barriers to safe, affordable medicines.

8. INTERNET: Stop censorship.

9. IMMIGRATION: To immigrants, no welfare. And make sure you get screened for medical purposes and have had a police background check. Then you can enter LEGALLY.

10. POVERTY AND WELFARE: End welfare. Establish a dollar-for-dollar tax credit for contributions to private charity. Tear down barriers to entrepreneurism and economic growth. Reform education using the free market (or vouchers or tax credits).

11. PRIVACY: Repeal restrictions and regulations on the private development, sale, and use of encryption technology. No court-issued warrant detailing the time, place, and area to be searched, no search. No national ID card and no Social Security for ID purposes.

12. SOCIAL SECURITY: Sell all assets to make sure that America's promises are kept while pursuing IRAs (Individual Retirement Accounts) for the purpose of allowing citizens to control their own retirement.

13. TAXES: Privatize and cut taxes. Get Germany and Japan off of military welfare. Stop bailing out industries with taxpayers' money. Replace welfare with private charity. Sales taxes would be better than income and property taxes.
A Libertarian on the issues...

1. CRIME AND VIOLENCE: "How about monetary restitution for the victim instead of the death penalty? And let's legalize drugs, gambling, and prostitution, as long as it's consensual."

2(a). ENVIRONMENT - BASICS: "What the EPA says goes, politicians. It's time you guys sold some land to pay off the national debt. And I'm gonna take that guy to small claims court because he spilled oil on my front lawn."

2(b). ENVIRONMENT - GLOBAL WARMING: And I'll plant some trees to suck up that CO2, a'ight, you global-warming worrywarts?!"

3. FAMILY BUDGETS: "That FairTax is such a good idea. Instead of you taking my money, I'm GIVING it to you."

4. FOREIGN POLICY: "Do we really need to police the world or contribute troops to UN peacekeeping forces? I honestly would rather sign free trade agreements over foreign policies. Yeah, sure, jobs may be outsourced, but we should really knock down corporate taxes so we can compete for those jobs."

5. FREEDOM OF SPEECH: "Read the First Amendment."

6. GUN LAWS: "Read the Second Amendment. I'm training to use a gun responsibly, mind you. I won't shoot unless in self-defense, but I'll pay you money if I misfire my gun, a'ight?"

7. HEALTH CARE: "Let's find ways to lower costs instead of trying to find bureaucratic ways to foot the bill, OK, you Canadian-style health care lovers?"

8. INTERNET: "Read the First Amendment. Net Neutrality is an invasion by government into the free market -- let Internet providers shoot themselves in the foot."

9. IMMIGRATION: "Let's cut off welfare before we open the floodgates."

10. POVERTY AND WELFARE: "A job is better than welfare."

11. PRIVACY: "Read the Fourth Amendment. And stay out of my comp, unless you got a court-issued warrant!"

12. SOCIAL SECURITY: "IRAs R awesome. I could sell these assets to help pay the national debt."

13. TAXES: "Lower taxes by cutting the fat from the budget. Privatize, no military welfare, no corporate welfare, and private charity. Russ Feingold and all you other budget hawks in Congress, take notes."
by Obscure Anomaly September 16, 2008
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Liberal

A term used to describe a person with no spine, who will back down at war (would rather hold hands and sing tree hugging songs around a campfire)Is affraid of common sense, will use illogical sense to convey an idiotic scheme and most importantly they do not believe in hard work, they would rather have you work so they can reap the benefits without having to lift a finger. They claim to help the poor, but will be damned, if they pay half of their rent, or let them live in their rich neighborhood such as Puget Sound or any other liberal shit hole.
Obama, Pelosi, Reed, Barney "Fife" Frank, Kennedy, CNN, CBS, ABC, NBC, Discovery, Disney and too many other Liberal DOUCHEBAGS to name.
by LiberalKiller77 March 5, 2009
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Liberal

A pesimistic person who lives in a fairy tale and spends their life trying to "get back" at or find loop holes in the government so that they have something to bitch about and try to sound important. An American that thinks their country owes them something (male union workers). Opposite of conservative.
Liberals always seem to be people who were led to believe that they were owed something.
by Eastwood, C January 11, 2009
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