Kevin

Kevin is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. his charms and personality will attract you so easily and he smells like heaven. he will give you attention and send you goodmorning/goodnight messages. he will care for you a lot and always check up on you. he's a popular boy with dark, pretty hair. he will protect you any way he can, and will always forever be on your side. he is really smart but doesn't try hard in any subjects. his smile will leave you breathless.

friend: your boyfriend kevin seems so sweet!
me: yeah, he's the best boyfriend you could ask for
friend: i wish i had a kevin

by biggest simp February 1, 2022

Kevin

super hot and handsome and is good at sex

oh kevin youre so hot fuck me harder

by britneyspearsyasssssgurllll February 7, 2022

Kevin

Kevin pulls teachers by being a straight white cis male (eww gross). He has red ear buds. He is always trying to kill a man named Micah.

Look at Kevin, what a straight white cis male, how revolting.

by blookstan February 8, 2022

Kevin

A man who overeats fast food and loves skincare

He is such a Kevin.

by karlqxi February 10, 2022

kevin

kevin is a hippo wit da extra chromy!

kevin: dad i got the male prostitution job!
dad: this is why i shouldn't have pushed ur mother down the stairs.

by gabby is so cool omg February 13, 2022

kevin

jimmy neutron irl

someone" omg its jimmy neotron"
kevin: "yes"

by ELLLLLLLA February 17, 2022

kevin

someone who listens to his sister and mom too much abt relationships

he wants to be just friends? such a kevin

by pepeopepeoeopepeep February 17, 2022