keesom

1) passionate Democrat

2) one that does not like swear words, sex, mastaurbation, or anything "dirty"

"Quit being such a keesom"

by Burty mcburt January 14, 2004

Keepin' the Dog in the Bath

The physical act of not only inserting ones testicle into another's anus during sex, but keeping it there for as long as possible. Generally anal sex is conducted before doing this in an effort to essentially "loosen things up." This "move" is performed by perves and shady boombastiqua's alike and is only recommended for such types (see shaddy boombastique). People on steroids with something to prove may actually attempt to insert both testicles simultaniously, although many believe this to be impossible (including myself).
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.

"Last night, I (Jon Yi) kept the dog in the bath for like 10 seconds. That shit hurt so bad but isn't it cool that I can say I did it? Isn't that cool?"

"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."

by Jaminsky March 29, 2005

keeping it real

Maintaining authenticity and originality when others are not.

My boy Jeff bought a plastic Christmas tree that ALREADY has LED's on it. That man's keeping it real.

by osgood from the E town November 17, 2019

Keeper

When you take a massive shit that manifests itself in the form of a single, monstrous turd curling around the edges of the toilet bowl. A shit so massive, you have to leave it for the next person to gaze upon its glory

Joe: Man, don't use that stall, I left a keeper in there
Mike: Dude, you're fucked up!

by Duke Mc Fister November 10, 2019

Keepin' it swimmin'

Used in regard to hair and its maintenance procedures, whereby one sustains their natural or artificial curls.

Though often said by males, females can also "keep it swimmin" with little or no change in connotation.

Angela: Damn, Marcus, your hair looks tight. You going to the ball?
Marcus: Nah, girl, I'm just keepin' it swimmin'.

by alex_trebek June 19, 2009

Keepin It Breazy

Going with the flow in a given situation, usually when relating to dating.

It's good, just keepin it breazy.

by tokyo_rockwell December 6, 2010

Keemstar

Daniel Keem is mostly known as DJ Killer Keemstar or Killer Keemstar, who is the infamous host of DramaAlert, a YouTube channel based off of the YouTube drama that happens on the daily. Daniel is a 34+ year old man who attacks and goes after minors on Twitter, makes false pedofile allegations towards others, and got his fame on the internet for his immature trash talking and trolling on Xbox live.. All of his fans are immature losers who can't get anything good in life and majority of his fan base are under the age of 16 who haven't even hit puberty yet. Daniel Keem is also known as the gnome of YouTube for the fact that his appearance is gnome like and each time he makes a YouTube video his beard gets pointier and pointier. Also, Keem will swat, doxx, and slander you if you anger him. He has gone after many YouTubers especially, LeafyIsHere, another YouTuber making Tweets about his 'wart dick' calling him WartDickIsHere and at the time threatening to sue a 15 year old YouTuber, Shorbie, for making a video on infamous rat/gnome Killer Keemstar.

Example 1:
Logical Person: Keemstar is such a prick he said so many racist things. He was banned from YouTube shouldn't even be allowed on it.
Keem Supporter: b-but the stuff he said was like 8 years ago, so fuck off. TAKE THIS L!
Logical Person: Just because it was a while ago doesn't make it right… You're so immature
Keem Supporter: Nah you're just a WartDickIsHere dick rider!

Example 2:
Keem: *does something super shitty*
Keem: Why am I still getting hate?

Example 3:
Keem: I'm on Blog.TV with my fucking hands up!

Example 4:

Keem: Everyone in the chat, type in Alex is a stupid -----

by QuackLegs August 20, 2016