jonathon

A simple definition for a expert chess player. He is usually a jew who goes to the wising well to steal pennies. Has gotten wealthy off being a prostitute.

Fucking JONATHON i hate you get out of my pockets.

by adsads July 15, 2008

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Johnathan

The guy who did a muscular stretch because he couldn't afford cotton balls that one time.

Example 1
Pharmacist: Dude that white guy just parked in my parking lot without paying

Person: Oh he's a total Johnathan

Example 2
Customer 1: You saw that man who couldn't afford cotton balls?

Customer 2: Oh yeah he's probably a Johnathan

by kuntigyal June 11, 2018

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Jonathon

A retarted white kid who uses tech decks to keep his ego inflated.

Hey jonathon go kys

by humttt January 16, 2018

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Jonathon Thirsty

Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.

Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer

by Matt Wilmot July 18, 2007

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