Samoa Joe

a Dominate champion in Ring of Honor who was dethroned thanks to Austin Aries in late 2004.
DAMN, Samoa Joe has held the Ring of Honor championship for almost 2 years!
by Mikey K January 02, 2005
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Joe

Someone who's phone goes off in English class but he says it wasn't him
by Ballon51 February 18, 2017
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drop a joe

To take a crap that is very noisy usually totally destroying the toilet bowl leaving clingers (pieces of shit that cling to the bowl, sometimes even the rim of the toilet where one would think that poo could never end up). Usually people outside of the bathroom, even in a totally different room can hear what is going on in there and make dirty faces.
"oh my God do you hear that. That is grose. He is dropping a major joe.

"He ate 4 borritos for lunch he is going to go drop a Joe some time soon. We need to leve ASAP if we don't want to get sick"
by The A1 February 02, 2007
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Sleepy joe

A term used to describe joe Biden’s early onset of dementia, and slouched attitude.
Joe: “Wow, you know the thing, of that uh uh thing, I’m running for United States senate”.

Republican: “Sleepy joe (Biden) is at it again”.

Joe Biden: “come on, man!”
by Bigskinnyfatboi28 October 16, 2020
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Joe Barton

Rep. Joe Barton (R) Texas

Joe Barton is the fuckwit who, during his opening remarks at congressional hearings on the BP Oil spill actually apologized to Tony Hayward!! Barton thought the Obama Administration treated the BP C.E.O. unfairly after his company caused the worst environmental disaster in American history! Most people were annoyed because Obama didn't deal more harshly with Hayward and BP, but not this Big Oil Texan.
Joe Barton, the infamous bp sympathizer should be an embarassment to the G.O.P. and all of America!
by Charles_U_Farley August 11, 2010
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camel joe

a camel joe is a male version of the camel toe
omg gail jus told me that she seen a dude with a speedo so tight she seen his camel joe
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 05, 2009
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joe shower

A "Shower" which you spray deoderent on your body and say, "I am clean"
"I just took a Joe shower" "Wow u still stink... actually u made it worst"
by Everyone March 18, 2005
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