jesus and pals

A group of super heroes with Jesus at the front. They are noted for defeating the Giant Satin Frog of Satan who had plagued the world for millions of years.

Matthew: OMG did you see jesus and pals on the news last night?

Josiah: Hellz yes I did they were freaking amazing

by KillerGardevoir May 19, 2008

Orange Jesus

Nickname for Donald Trump. Applicable since the launch of his campaign to run for the American presidency. The name references both his iconic, tanned skin-tone (orange) and the fact that his most adamant supporters blindly refuse to acknowledge or admit to even his most obvious shortcomings. Their stance toward Mr. Trump is almost one of unquestioned worship of a divine being (Jesus).

- Q) Did you hear the Donald Trump audiotape where he described grabbing women by the.. genitals?
- A) Yeah. It won't matter. Orange Jesus can do no wrong in the eyes of his supporters. They'll insist it's just a character attack by his opponents.

by LeighRay October 4, 2018

Fuck Jesus

An exclamation indicating displeasure or surprise. See also God Damn it, God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers, Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Fucking A, Holy Jesus on a Stick, etc.

Fuck Jesus, she's got a fat ass!

by Tom December 16, 2004

Jesus Sandals

Gladiator sandals that go up to the ankle, usually made of leather, but other materials are also acceptable. This sandals are generally regarded as awesome.

Those are awesome Jesus sandals.

by iloveharrypotterWhodoesn't? December 30, 2010

the jesus game

A game in which your opponent picks a random word and you must use a chain of words to connect it to jesus. Whoever fails to make a chain to jesus loses (and will probably go to hell, just saying)

The Jesus Game

Opponent: Pandas
You: Pandas... bamboo... wood... cross... jesus!!

You: Roses
Opponent: roses... thorns... piercing... nails... jesus!!

by Charles M. May 17, 2008

Jesus Christ

Who Bill Cosby thought he was from ages 7-15

"It was because of my father that from the ages of seven to fifteen, I thought that my name was Jesus Christ and my brother, Russell, thought that his name was Dammit. 'Dammit, will you stop all that noise?' And, 'Jesus Christ, sit down!' One day, I'm out playing in the rain, and my father yelled, 'Dammit will you get back in here!' I said, 'Dad, I'm Jesus Christ!'"

--Bill Cosby

by JBurton31 April 15, 2010

zombie jesus

An exclamation of surpise or shock originating on Matt Groening's 'Futurama' animated TV show as a futuristic equivalent of the modern usage of 'Jesus Christ' as an exclamation. Usually preceded by the words 'sweet' or 'holy'.

"Sweet zombie Jesus!"

by Christopher Reynolds May 15, 2005