crack baby

1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.
I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.
by nick May 16, 2006
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twi!crack

The addictive psychotropic novel and its sequels, which has been blamed for the loss of an entire generation of American girls.
"Yeah dude, Cindy got into that twi!crack, and now she lost her scholarship to Dartmouth."
by canisqmajoris June 16, 2008
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crack a nut

Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."
by Nutcracker March 17, 2014
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sour crack

She shaves her pubes so you can see her sour crack.
by jormeidt April 01, 2007
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Crack Attack

When your ass crack itches badly
Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack
by _WonderBoy_ January 16, 2015
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crack a joke

A Philadelphia Area expression, used by residents in the Great Philadelphia area meaning rolling a blunt of weed and then smoking it
Person 1- "I'm bout to stop at the In & Out to grab a dutch."
Person 2- "What you 'bout to do, crack a joke?"
Person 1- "Yeah, I got that good good."
by norristude March 09, 2014
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Animal Crack

Addict's term for the video game "Animal Crossing" or its sequel, "Animal Crossing: Wild World".

Derived from the compulsion to dedicate inordinate amounts of time to one or more of the game's voluntary missions: making friends, writing them letters and sending them ugly clothes, expanding your house, paying off your mortgage and expanding your house again, collecting all the furniture in a set, fishing, donating fossils to the museum, building a second town, planting fruit trees, getting iglooed, hitting unwanted neighbors with a butterfly net...
Mel: Gotta play Animal Crack. Haven't seen the exotic bed yet.

Robb: Or, you could go to work.
by mgdu February 23, 2008
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