Instabitching

When a person starts bitching on an Instagram post.

Ellen: Just ate birthday cake with my friends! So yummy :D
Natalia: OMG, you had birthday cake?! Why didn't you invite me to your party?! You're so mean! I hate you!
Ellen: Jeez Natalia, stop instabitching on all my posts.

by )_Me_( February 3, 2013

instabook

1. Slang used by the elderly for popular photo sharing website Instagram
2. The posting of a picture on instagram

1. Whatcha doing? you instabooking?
2. that's a nice photo you should instabook that

by Greyham June 15, 2013

Instashare

When a person sees, a picture, statement, or video that has to be instantly shared with the rest of social media and/or the world.

Sharing something before you full comprehend it.

A picture of Nicolas Cage getting Falcon Punched....Instashare that

A sex tape of Selena Gomez, Mila Kunis, Maria Ozawa going at it, I dont have to see it to know this is an Instashare

The Republican Party says Barack Obama is the greatest man since Ronald Reagan?! INSTASHARE

by TheManipulator August 26, 2013

instanip

When ones nipple is hardened at an instant.

Yo bro I saw a girl walk out her apartment today and it was so cold she instanipped and almost cut through her shirt.

by Tigergoroar September 15, 2013

Instant word poof

Awful, pretentious stream of consciousness blank verse typified by cliched imagery and cringeworthy sentimentality.

Our town glory dirty laughing frown history mystery once around the courthouse square to remember the whorehouses... Instant word poof

by Lalalalala1984 October 7, 2014

instaframe

Instaframe is a picture taken via cell phone and uploaded to Instagram. The picture can look as if you paid tons of money for it as the filters do wonders for amateur photographers.

Instafram(ed) photos can directly be printed and mounted for everyone to view.

(2) Instaframe- A photo taken of an eyewear frame from instagram.

Chuck- Oh my gosh Max, where did you buy that photo?

Max- Oh no chuck, I instaframed it straight from my mobile device.

Chuck- Wait, you just filtered and altered the photo through instagram and claimed it as your own?

Max- Yea Chuck..... It's not 1997

(2) Instaframe - I just instaframed that eywear frame from the mall. Did you "like" it?

by DoYOthangGirl October 11, 2014

InstaPeng

You're only good looking via Instagram due to lighting and filters but in real life you're a dead ting ...

Look there's that instapeng girl Louisa dela rosa

by Catty123 May 11, 2014