painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.

Painting the post can happen once a month.

by Timothyjbrick April 12, 2019

Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )

Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

Put her in the paint and let her eat!

A phrase said when you throw all caution to the wind, usually in reference to a vehicle when racing, offroading, or towing a heavy load.

Bob - "I don't think I can tow this trailer with my Honda Jim."

Jim - "Well good buddy, only way to know is to put her in the paint and let her eat!"

by Dieselman994 May 15, 2024

Paint the sky

To kill yourself.

“ One day I’ll paint the sky pretty for you. “

by aka.zadari November 12, 2023

Puffy paint

Look man I don’t actually know what puffy paint is but it is a sort of liquid that feels like glue, and whenever you put it on something it hardens up into a rubber material

Wat??? Idk how to use puffy paint in a sentence

Nah jk I normally say it like this

Yo bro

Yea?!

Imma puffy paint

by -somebodyoncetoldme April 25, 2022

Paint 3D

Paint 3D is a built-in cheap photoshop and is pretty easy to use.

I used Paint 3D to fake my Driver's License.

by I like to scare little kids January 24, 2022

Hard in the paint

Go hard at an obstacle or task

When she doing her thing, she go hard in the paint

by anonymous May 10, 2022