im bored

When you're too bored of typing random keyboard combinations that you just type "im bored" and hope something comes up like this but if you bored i can tell you a story of how a little girl named susie got eaten by a crocodile. one upon a time susie searched up im bored in urban dictionary..... and then got eaten by a crocodile idk im bored to do your work.

person 1 i already searched 134567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'
person 2 what about ~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
person 1 already did that to
person 2 hmmmmm then just type how you feel
person 1...... im bored

by imphsycotic March 24, 2023

Im dead

Expression of something being so shocking you think its a dream and or finding something extremely funny

Nahh brooooo, im dead

by ImZenoh April 12, 2023

im da bigest bird

im da bigest bird

im da bigest bird, im da bigest bird, oh im da bigest bird, im da bigest bird

by sidamon May 3, 2023

im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock

person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023

Im’a

A shorted out version of “Im gonna”

Person 1: “ Im’a go to the store want anything?”

by Startupedition May 7, 2023

im at my dads house

when someone with divorced parents is at their dads house that day and cannot hang out there is no way to explain why you just kinda are you can’t leave not because of a rule (most times) just cuz it’s kinda your own rule.

person one “wanna hang out tmrw”

person two “cant, im at my dads house”

by anonymous May 8, 2023

im cumming

dreamybullxxx commonly says this

Oh my god! Im about to cum! Im cumming! Oh my goddddddddd!

by CumDrinker9000 May 18, 2023