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Human

An overemotional species that can turn whatever you throw at

them into an argument. Even though they are technically the most advanced species, they are also the dumbest. They are selfish and only want whats best for only themselves. Yet they need 1000+ friends on a social networking cite. With the largest brain on earth, they still lack simple problem solving skills as wars define them.
The humans dog didn't run away on accident, he was just tired of them arguing over how much food to put in his bowl
by If a bird could talk... July 28, 2011
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Human Grindipede

Noun:
The act of multiple people grinding in a conga-line formation. Also called the grindipillar or the grind line.
"Billy was scarred for life after his first school dance because he had witnessed a human grindipede"

"Did you see how long that human grindipede was yesterday?"
by Wizard Lizard October 1, 2014
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Human Centipede

Eating someones ass while someone else eats yours
"Yo last night me and my girl had a human Centipede with the neighbor"
by War_ren_peace April 13, 2017
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Humaning

Humaning is not being a little bitch about accomplishing basic human functions in a first world country.
Emily: “I don’t want to go talk to an actual person because the self-checkout is down.”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”
by thatcuntbitch January 18, 2018
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human

I'd kill for a human right about now; My hunger is driving me crazy.
by The forever hungry slime May 26, 2019
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Human Crush

A Human Crush is when you have a crush on someone or adore them but in a platonic, non-sexual way.

(I created this term in late 90's but can't remember when? 1997?)
I just love Robin Wright, I have such a human crush on her!!

He's amazing, that old guy from the corner market, I have a human crush on him.

(not a sexy term but sweeter way of saying boy or girl crush which is odd)
by Damiana00 January 22, 2021
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good humanity

good humanity
rather to me is helping one another
no matter your color or race

_ LIL WAYNE
not to speculate before they informate, much rather you talk to me first and see if you can lend an opinion before you link one. meaning to help under no judgement or skin or race, just my thought of good humanity
by smant January 28, 2009
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