Happy Finger

The bird. The manual fuck you. The middle finger of derision, hate and discontent. Normally used in the same manner as "flipping the bird," in this instance styled "hoisting the happy finger."

Malcolm hoisted the happy finger at the cops, who promptly beat him senseless with their batons. Gennifer flipped a happy finger at her mother, who grounded her until her 21st birthday.

by Zazbek January 1, 2013

Happy Campfire

A gay, flaming faggot. Happy means gay, as everyone knows, and a campfire is a bundle of sticks, otherwise known as a faggot, on fire. Invented and used by AssassinParadise.

Guy 1: "Hey did you see that guy annoying that little kid?"

Guy 2: "Yeah man. What a Happy Campfire!"

Guy 1: "What?!?"

by mehmehson29 July 30, 2012

Happiness Explosion

When you orgasm in someone or someone’s face and you laugh out loud.

After smashing it for half an hour, I had a happiness explosion all over her!

by J-Bizzler January 4, 2012

Jerk Happy

When someone jerks off a lot

Brady: Hey James is pretty cool right?
Stan: Yeah but I wouldn't shake his hand or anything.
Brady: Why?
Stan: He's been a little Jerk Happy lately.

masturbate jerk off jerk happy horny

by Hand Shaker March 14, 2011

Happy Waterfall

After a strenuous workout you have your workout partner take there sports bottle filled with cold water and give you an enema

colonoscopy after exercise happy waterfall

by DeerRun crew September 7, 2011

Happy Birthday

It’s that one sung no one likes singing or having it be sung to you.

Everyone: (awkwardly) happy birthday to you
The birthday girl/boy: (awkwardly) *smiles*

by Gravity Club March 10, 2021

Happy Dolphin

The act of ramming your erect member into a females anus. The noise the female emits often resembles the "Indo-Pacific Bottlenose Dolphin", which inhabit temperate to moderately warm waters of the Northern Pacific Ridge. For more information visit your local library.

The Poster above clearly doesn't know what a Happy Dolphin Is.

by Shotgun22 October 1, 2008