Taint Handle

The act of inserting a soft tube object from anus to vagina. Replicating a handle so the person's partner may pick them up carry them or enjoy.

Me and Greg taint handled last night. He carried me over 30 feet.

by Titanthetainttickler March 9, 2019

cant handle the bean

When you off the bean but you die.

Chase Williams cant handle the bean

by Noc laflame April 1, 2019

Head handles

When a female has multiple buns on top of her head to hold onto while giving a blowjob.

That girl was giving me a skully when I held onto her head handles. Head handles are great to hold onto while getting head.

by tisom July 23, 2019

Turkish handle

A small turban shaped wort has on a large penis.

“Man I was in the John and this old man had a massive Turkish handle!!”
“Gross!!!”

by Nerdboy1982! July 28, 2019

Blossom Handle

A male sexual organ that has been sprayed with floral scented cologne/perfume

Monika: "Yo i saw Brad's dong last night"
Carlito: "Bruh"
Monika: "it's a real Blossom Handle

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 27, 2019

Doggy handle

A ponytail

He got behind her, grabbed her by the doggy handle and sent Richard home.

by texmex2000 October 1, 2019

left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)

The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.

by mousel October 10, 2019