Calum Hood is in a band called 5 seconds of summer. He's so cute like a little puppy but then .4 seconds later he turns into this sexy little shit. He's so sexy he's just a ball of australian sex. He occasionally slaps the bass but I think he really means ass. He plays soccer too which is also really sexy. He has really nice lips that make you vomit. He glued a Cincinnati Reds snapback to his head. He's the only person on this planet who still looks hot while wearing an Adventure Time watch. He also thinks he's this rapper named Cash Money and he ships himself with Chris Brown.
Random: Have you heard of Calum Hood?
Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.
Me: Oh you mean Cash Money? Yea, he's in this australian band and he's so sexy.
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Get the Calum Hood mug.The most unappreciated member of 5SOS. He's the bassist in the band- and the one who writes the most songs but isn't given enough credit. Probably the most logical and most intelligent person of the four-piece. Has ethereal melanin and needs to be protected at all costs. Isn't treated with respect and is mostly ignored, but loves the fans immensely no matter what. Likes to make people laugh and is all around a genuinely great person to be around.
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Calum Hood's dog. He is a rescue and a mixed breed. Calum describes Duke as a baby grandpa, older than he looks.
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Get the sippin tea in yo hood mug.Romanian SAMP server with 99% of kids, it has so bad owner that pays 5$ for 1000 slots server, also gets keylogger everytime and the owner loses the money that is needed for Anti-Cheat and the server is in Romania, constantly ddosd by Balkan shooters like Xpeedo, LuckyLuciano and more. "The server is so, so laggy because of your ping and your internet, not our server" (that is cheaper than bubble gum) - most common sentence of helpers and admins on the server. The owner calls it "RPG B-hood RO" but there isn't any role play on the server, also this is more like an orphange full of 12 years od kids only deathmatching and saying bad words, the owner is a clickbaiter that lives from kids money and bought an Audi with that amount of money, damn this server is so bad that xTrullor the main opponent of this server DDoS it while he is on the register menu and the owner wonders how is this possible, this server has the worst admins ever found in SA-MP's world, like Cadi, a 12 years old kid that joins on a Discord server and is tryna ban most of cheat users, this server is so bad that the owner needs to talk with Ksenon about an .asi, this server is more like a troll server, 12yo kids like PaulFTW are the worst, kids, in the middle of Christmas this kids are going to beg at people's house to receive money and donate to this server and nothing improves.
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"What a deep voice you have!" ("The better to greet you with", responds the wolf), "Goodness, what big eyes you have!" ("The better to see you with", responds the wolf), "And what big hands you have!" ("The better to hug/grab you with", responds the wolf), and lastly, "What a big mouth you have" ("The better to eat you with!", responds the wolf), at which point the wolf jumps out of bed and eats her up too. 30 years later, Little Red Riding Hood, Tweets a #MeToo and the Big Bad Wolf is kicked out of the forest by an angry mob; all involved being casualities of Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome.
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