Social Media Cock Hoarder

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.

that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve

by themuffler May 14, 2015

hookers and hotdogs

A statement used to express that if a specific outcome occurs it will be very good indeed.

If I hit the trifecta in the next race it'll be hookers and hotdogs for everyone!

by Westside T October 30, 2015

modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.

I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.

by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016

The southern hotdog

Taking it anally from your uncle

Lil Jayquan was picking cotton and got the southern hotdog.

by Schakraezad May 3, 2018

tater tot hotdish

A sexual act where one first eats lots of corn. Then when the time is right to defecate one inserts tater tots into his/her rectum. Then the person's partner proceeds to fuck them in the ass giving the mixture a good stir. The man may chose to ejaculate if he so wishes to add his secret sauce. Once the mixture is good and stirred the person then proceeds to defecate on their partner's chest. The resulting shit will resemble a tater tot hotdish.

I got to tell you about this new fetish going around, it's called a tater tot hotdish.

by Freaky_steam77 January 29, 2018

Nathan's Hotdogs

adjective
1. Nothing.

2. Actually 0.

3. Garbage.
Note: Usually pertaining to the contents of a card pack opening.

"Yo, what di you get in your pack? "

"Nathan's hotdogs again... I'm never lucky."

by pERSONOFI June 3, 2018

Bagpiping a Hotdog

Vaping on a hot dog to steam it

"Dude, wanna come over? We can bagpipe some hotdogs for dinner"
"DUDE I'm down for bagpiping a hotdog! I'll bring the cherry vape juice"

by QUEEN OF WEIN September 7, 2018