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Herpus

You see that guy at the bar over there? He looks like a total herpus
by Howtocatchchrishansen November 17, 2025
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Herpes

"That's HERPES, bro!"
by ThePettyGoth December 20, 2025
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Herpederpetologist

Someone who claims to be a scientist, but is dumber than a snake.
Ted Haggard is a Herpederpetologist.
by Drohczid January 15, 2026
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gonosyphilis herppatitis

A bacteria contracted through sexual contact.
Most common symptoms are inflammation of the penis, and or vagina. Abrasions containing a pus-like fluid, and in most common cases the liver is affected resulting in death.
I caught gonosyphilis herppatitis from my best-friends girlfriend, or boyfriend.
by Dizzy Doss November 4, 2008
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patience herpes

(n.) A disease of one's patience that is spread via contact much like the STD herpes onto one's patience levels so that whenever one encounters a great deal of stress the infected person 'flares up' and causes a flood of liquid to come pouring out, usually in the form of saliva, as a result of that person becoming annoyed the fuck out. Highly contangious if not properly treated and prevented. Various forms of treatment include: anger management counseling and the use of a condom.
Dude #1: After yelling and spraying spit at my annoying little sister, I realize I have patience herpes.

Dude #2: Totally.
by dabomb20001 April 14, 2011
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whale herpes

whale herpes is a disease associated heavily with whale feces and burning mantra poo. Whales don't typically have diseases but there are some occasions where whales can get it from humans
whale herpes is running rampant in the ocean nowadays
by jive turkey 23 October 15, 2011
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like-herpes

When you log into your social network of choice and find that one overly enthusiastic friend has "liked" a huge amount of photos or posts in a short period of time. If dealing with a not-quite-normal person, chronic "like-herpes" is possible.
"I had 40 notifications when I logged in this morning; Janet gave me like-herpes. I'm probably gonna put here in the same posting group as my mom for a while."
by Tank88 September 6, 2013
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