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Tokyo Handjob

When a person gives another person a hand job but pretends like they are drifting a car while doing it

Bro I was with my girl last night and I think she was giving me a Tokyo Handjob

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When a person looks like a herpes zit

You see that guy at the bar over there? He looks like a total herpus

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