Hammer Time

Relaxing moment for That Guy

“OK, we've got the hot tub hot, the wine cooler's cool. It's Hammer time!”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

hammer cookies

When a hammer is baked into a large batch of cookies. It can easily be removed for bashing of 84 year old skull

"
Woman, 73, guilty of neighbor's hammer murder
"
"MacClellan told police she went to Eyer's house with cookies(hammer cookies) and a photo album and found her bleeding on the floor, authorities said. "

by KevinG September 18, 2008

fat hammer

Erroneous translation from English to Spanish of "cock".

"Why does IBM suck a fat cock?" erroneously translates to "why does IBM inhale a fat hammer?"

by cocksackie July 29, 2005

wet hammer

after having sex and man pulls out his dick and slaps the girl on top of the head with his penis

man;would you like a wet hammer??
girl;absolutely!

by aud_stu March 8, 2009

MC Hammer

One hit wonder who was responsible for hammertime and is now broke (serves him right).

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

Thor's Hammer

When theres 6 guys banging a chick, 2 in each hole, and they all blow thier loads at the same time, then they all spinebust the girl at the same time.

Kathy died last night after we hit her with Thor's Hammer.

by kingrootintootin December 23, 2005

proper hammering

1. Something you say when your favorite team madness to beat a better team once in a while.
2. What happens to dumbasses from Sri Lanka when they put up nonsensical stats on Twitter.

"Hey, did you see how Sri Lanka gave a proper hammering to India in that ODI the other day?"
"Dude, that was one match. They lost the rest of the series 6-1."

by Not Daniel Alexander September 15, 2020