Gooben Ray

When you’re banging a bald dude from behind and you slap his bald head just as you nut

Bro, I met this guy on Grindr who looked just like JK Simmons. Took him back to my studio and Gooben Ray’ed him twice hahaha

by Chuckpeabody October 29, 2025

Goob

Meaning you dont even give a fucking shit

Person: HOLY SHIT MY DOG IS DYING CALL 911
me: Goob.
Person: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YO-
me: goob

by heyokiaa December 16, 2025

sand goober

When you put your foundation on so thick, you look like you came out of the wall

This morning she looked like a sand goober with her 100 pounds of foundation

by Sweetheart September 24, 2007

Uber Goober

A lively character of the Human Class that represents beliefs through vigorous latent actions to accomplish tasks most would be happy to complete in the simplest fashion. Often of the low grade Military Officer species.

Oh oh here comes Lt. Cornwall, check out all of the reflectors he has on his bike, what an uber goober.

by heepee May 25, 2008

grungeny goober

a term used to describe any old man or woman's genitals

at the retirement home's aerobics class, the trainer projectile vomitted because so many grungeny goobers were visible

by lumi_kuma March 10, 2010

gouche goober

A derogatory term for a girl who sucks dick.

Wow I thought I knew that girl well, but it turns out she's a gouche goober.

by Gouche Goober September 25, 2014

goofie goober

Someone who gives spongebob anal.

I just gave spongebob goofie goober.

by Zombie slayer bin January 25, 2016