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female gooning

Watching or reading porn in public or in private without masturbating and getting turned on is considered female gooning. You’re basically edging yourself in public. You don’t touch yourself or it’s not considered female gooning.
Ew Robert caught Becky G in class again she was in front of the teacher reading 50 Shades of Grey. She was totally female gooning!
by Yonkers69999 February 8, 2025
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Fire Goon

Fire fighter, typically a volunteer that shows off and doesn’t know how to do anything of value.
Mike: Did you see that Fire Goon run up to that car fire with no helmet on, makes us all look bad.

Dan: What a faggot
by Foxtail ranger November 24, 2021
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Moon Gooning

(Verb) - The act of howling at a full moon while gooning, transforming yourself into a werewolf.
Hey dude you looked bored; wanna come Moon Gooning with us tonight?
by Juanto Fries March 26, 2024
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Kinda gooned to Mbappé

“Kinda gooned to Mbappé” is a change of words to a song called Hadal Ahbek and is a MASSIVE meme on TikTok.
Canada man hop on the jerkmate, Kinda gooned to Mbappé, Obama have dih. Obama have dih.
by VYB3 July 29, 2025
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Hungarian spazzing goon method

The Hungarian spazzing goon method is done by going to the famous aquarium in Budapest named Tropicarium and getting in the walk-through tunnel at the shark tank and then boof a weed pen or cart until its hit like an egg blinker. If done correctly the Hungarian spazzing goon method should give an unique high and will periodically make you ejaculate.
Jimmy was the winner of 2024's national championship of the Hungarian spazzing goon method.
by YVLdoja January 6, 2025
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goon-cave

favoritism and racism channel from cocman server
have you seen them talking outside of goon-cave? the segregation is crazy!
by MrGamer101 May 16, 2025
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Gooning

1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful
1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session
by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024
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