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Gosford Flicker Goon

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When in PBL u pretend to drop a pen and duck under the table to flicker goon by swinging ur stethoscope onto ur glans and then u listen to it to hear some feedback. Can also apply to situations where you want to flicker goon from a prominently visible location to let other Gosfordians see (AT YOUR OWN RISK). Flicker gooning in the anat lab may RAISE ur CORTISOL and lead to JAIL TIME.
AAY: yo bro i wanna hit a gosford flicker goon fuck these foids
Gosfordians: what
Gosford Flicker Goon by flickergooner457 February 24, 2026
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goon • Gooner • Gooning • goonvana • Goon Squad • goonie • goony • Goontosis • gooned • goonicide

Let’s goon to him

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When someone says/does something dumb
Bro did u hear what ethan said? Let’s goon to him bro
Let’s goon to him by Typicc July 14, 2026
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Ts is so tuff+ ts made me goon 

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Ts is so friggin tuff and nonchalant. Boi ts is so fire
Ts is so tuff. I goon to Lebron Ts is so tuff+ ts made me goon
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angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex 

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Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
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Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique

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The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.
"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"

"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"
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Kim Jong Un, Master of Goon

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The great leader of Gorth Gonorrhea (a.k.a The Democratic Peeple's Republic of Gonorrhea) is also a master in the art of gooning. In fact, he is THE master in the art of gooning. He is such a great goon master that he even decided to make 'Master of Goon' part of his name. This article is dedicated to him because of what a great gooner he is.
Every day, everyone in Gorth Gonorrhea has to pay their respects to Kim Jong Un, Master of Goon by gooning to his statue.
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