Japenese Rain Goggles

A man pees in a womans mouth, and then she spits it in his face.

Albert pissed in Kristys mouth, and she spit it back in his face giving him a Japenese Rain Goggles.

by davefister March 30, 2011

White Guy Goggles

The effect that Caucasian men have on Asian women (and other non-Caucasian ethnicity) which makes them appear to be more attractive than they really are.

IIt is very similar to Beer Goggles: A condition induced by alcohol where the eyes see the opposite gender as more attractive than they really are.

However, instead with White Guy Goggles, due to a man simply being Caucasian, women of other ethnicities will see this person as more attractive than they really are.

This is very SCARY for a lot of non-Caucasian females: are you dating someone who is in fact, ugly? The test, ALWAYS ask your white female counterparts. White girls and women are the only ones truly immune to White Guy Goggles, and will be able to objectively tell you whether that White guy is really hot or not.

Cindy Lee: OMG, that guy is sooooo hot

Amy Johnson: No, he's not. You just have White Guy Goggles.

FACT: 97% of women in China have White Guy Goggles. The average Chinese woman cannot tell the difference between the attractiveness of Brad Pitt versus the average everyday normal white guy.

by whiteguygoggles September 2, 2011

ski goggles

the 'art' of placing your sack on the chick's face (one nut on each eye) whilst receiving a 'reverse' blowjob

variation:ski mask
in this position, stretch your sack across their entire face

rob: ah look my nuts are resting upon this chicks eyes

nic: yeah dude, she's wearing some serious ski goggles

by whiteboy69 December 2, 2007

fat-goggles

n. - your computer monitor; the visual provocation of curvy, well-fatted women afforded by the flattening, screen-filling 2-dimensionality of (SSBBW,BBW,plumper,frumper) porn but upon "removal" of said fat-goggles by the engagement of physical proximity to said body types in meatspace they are deemed too atrociously unmanageable, perhaps even smelling a bit rank, drawing leery glances in public from people of healthy weight if walking together, and having in some sense personality disorders proportionate to the extent of their obesity(never meet their family, they will fill your brain with the scum-scrapings from the bottom of the barrel of life)

You see that nigga's fat-goggles pop off when the heffer put the make on him? Bitch just kept runnin'. And he was the one that brought me to this BBW New Year's Blowout.

My fat-goggles are glued in place... fatties sho know how to party!

Fat-goggles are very similar to Size-goggles; size queens and porn stars have had their size-goggles raped into them at a young ergo biologically smaller age; that or they've been playing with their congenitally large vagina from a young age or took a biggie their first time out to sea and will never allow 90% of the male population into their hollow body for fear of being called "loose"; size-goggles are going around as a new generation of shallow females want the ego-gratification and existential redemption of "being good enough for the best (ie:largest) dong available"

by sadjitarius March 23, 2008

giggle-tits

Nickname for a girl with extremely large breasts who laughs all the time, especially after drinking too much.

Lynsey is such a giggle-tits after she has a few vodka tonics; she laughs at everything.

by Dane Reeves January 12, 2009

math goggles

1. noun. When an asian dude puts his balls over your eyes. Done typically to humiliate and confuse dim witted lovers.

Chow really gaffled Cindy when he hit her with the math goggles. She was picking pubic hair out her eyes for a week!

by The Governor June 3, 2004

ray ban goggles

when a male places his balls over the eylids of a female (or male) a kinky sex term refferred to in 40 year old virgin

dude,i totally gave ashley ray ban goggles last night.

by marissa knows her hoes May 3, 2006