Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick

A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.

All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.

by sammy1 November 17, 2006

asshole high to a ten foot Indian

Very high, to far up

I couldn't get up that tree without my gear. The lowest branch is asshole high to a ten foot Indian.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005

30 foot law

Be careful when checking girls out from over 30 feet

Dangerous act of calling a 'hot ass bitch' from over 30 feet away because she could be fucking gross as hell

17 yr old guy: Dude check out that ass over there
Friend: man thats my 13 year old brothers girlfriend.
Other Friend: Shit R. Kelly keep it in your pants

by G-Unit December 4, 2003

10-foot pole

A non-descript 10-foot pole used to touching things you would not want to touch with your hands (for example, poking a very decayed corpser)

Some things you would refrain from touching even when using a 10-foot pole. In that case, a 20-foot pole is required.

It is also, in some cases, used to describe a very large phallus.

I won't touch that rotting corpser! I'll use my 10-foot pole for it.

I wouldn't touch that dirty skank with a 10-foot pole!

His penis was unequaled in its size, and was reminiscent of a 10-foot pole.

by Vee Are Are Schee January 13, 2004

wrong-foot

(verb) to wrong-foot someone means to manipulate the situation to make an innocent person look bad, guilty. or inept. Often used by sly people to deflect the blame they deserve onto someone else, or to win a promotion at work, or to steal someone else's mate by making their rival look less desireable.

"Charlie was scamming hundreds of dollars on his expense account -- but when I pointed this out to the boss, Charlie wrong-footed me and somehow I got the blame! Unbelieveable!"
OR
Denise knew the end of her relationship with Joe was coming when Charlene wrong-footed her, telling a party story that made it look like Denise got drunk when she hadn't...which just happens to be one of Joe's freakout points.

by liv4mntns October 8, 2009

Shoot yourself in the foot

To fuck yourself and perhaps your whole squad over.

JD, shoot yourself in the foot, again or should I say still considering it seems you're real good at it.

by PineappleJuice February 28, 2015

Black Foot

Someone who doesn't wear shoes or thongs.

Kate walking around with no shoes or thongs on i.e Black Foot

by Mother_Fuckin_WHAT September 24, 2009