Floridouche

A douche from Florida; namely, someone who douches it up outside of their swamp region of crocodiles and old people inhabitants where it's completely uncalled for and unwanted and needs serious help going back to their swamp hole; a name that sends every douche back to the bayou of Swampland.

Me: "Floridouche, SHUT IT."
FD: "ok, I'm going back to Tampa." *crawls*

by MsSkill July 19, 2016

floridoll

Floridoll n. Is a beautiful women from Florida.

You seen that girl over there? She’s a real Floridoll.

by Beachbabe08 October 10, 2017

Florian & Claudia

The duo to end all duos, the next motherfucking bonny and clyde kinda motherfuckers. If you cross one of them god himself will come down to fuck you up. They both are genuinely the warmest and most welcoming badasses that are alive. They generally have one charactersitic that is the polar opposite of one of the others characteristic. But they overcome that and profit from their diversity. Elon and Grimes kinda mfers tbh.

Girl A: Damn Girlb B you and your boyfriend are such a Florian & Claudia couple. You are a tankie and he is a cappie.
Girl B: Hihi I know, but we like it and now he pays his taxes not in the US but in Cuba.

by JustABiologist November 20, 2021

Flordaddle

A new double state America made when they decided to combine two former states of Florda and Seattle to save money. It's not a very good place, but it is where the Big Microsoffit is headquartered.

Johnny and Kiane live in an apratment in Flordaddle.

by Pizza Witch April 19, 2022

Floridians

A special type of animal you can only find in Florida, commonly known as Florida man

John: what is your favorite animal.
Joe: Floridians, their are just so entertaining to watch and read about

by Proboi November 12, 2022

Floribama gangbang

A family reunion like gathering,that ends with how inbreds are made

Anyone going to the floribama gangbang?

by Mlk1229 August 26, 2018

FloriDUMB

It has got to be the worst state in the United States. It's shaped like a crocked penis, is home to the most rudest people and landlords, and also its full of sex offenders and its the state where most serial killers flee to.

Two guys from Ohio.

Trevor: Hey dude so are we traveling to California or Florida?
Matthew: Are you Crazy? Florida? more like FloriDUMB since its a knockoff state of California. Let's go to California.
Trevor: LOL alright.

by FloridaSucksCaliforniaDoesnt34 June 29, 2011