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Fapbook

A dummy account on Facebook in which the owner only adds friends for the purpose of fapping (masturbating) to their photos.

This may be as simple as a freshly-made, blank profile or as complex as a fully fleshed-out profile with fake photos, background information and persona.

Doing this requires certain precautions:
1. Don't add any friends from your real Facebook page
2. Don't forget to log out after using it every time
3. Refrain from speaking to the women you have added (remember, this is a fake account used only for fapping, no good will come from actually talking to these women)
4. If you decide to tell anyone about your Fapbook, don't tell them your fake name.

Tips and tricks:
1. Once you add one person, look through their friends list for more. Slutty girls often have slutty friends. Also, the more mutual friends you have, the more likely it is they will add you.
2. Eventually, you will get banned from adding people for a while. To avoid this, get girls to add you by having a photo that looks like an attractive celebrity.
3. For some unknown reason, you will occasionally be prevented from adding certain people. Poke these people and they may add you, or poke you back. In either case, you now have a link to their profile on your page.
4. If a favorite fapping object unfriends you, simply post a link to their albums on your wall. Unfortunately, this only works if their photos are viewable by all.
An example of a fapbook would be a male creating a profile and adding only women to whom he would like to masturbate. He may add women who have their photos only viewable to friends, or he may add particularly attractive women just to have them on standby so he doesn't have to look them up again.
by Hunch Tover August 25, 2011
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fappin

to masturbate
jack off
normally used for a guy
but girls can also use it
"i was busy last night"
" you were fappin!"

"brb"
"you were fappin"

naughty talk
fappin!
by arielj December 5, 2007
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Fappiness

"Why's Brian grinning?"

"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."
by Big D L May 22, 2008
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FB Fapping

The act of fapping to pictures of people on FaceBook. This is a form of FaceBook stalking in which the act of masturbation takes place.
Roger: Hey Eric, I give you permission to stalk and fap to anyone on my friend's list as you see fitting.

Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping

Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.
by Schlong Daddy June 10, 2013
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Fapp

To masturbate furiously. So hard, in fact, that it makes a wet "fap" noise repeatedly. the double "p" in this word is because it is the abbreviated version of "Fapping".
John: eww! what are you doing!!?
Jake: (fapfapfapfapfap) hey man! everybody fapps!
John: let go of my cat!
by DRAGON FORCE January 17, 2006
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fappening

A portmanteau of "happening" and "fap", the latter of which in turn is an onomatopoeia for masturbation. Popularized by the 2014 celebrity pictures hacking scandal, or "Celebgate".
The Fappening is the name that’s been given to the gigantic booty of sexts and other steamy photos that leaked all over the internet after first being posted on 4Chan earlier this weekend
by AGC195 September 2, 2014
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Faptograph

An image of an attractive person that raises sexual arousal to the point where you have to fap.
You see a picture of your favourite celebrity in a provocative pose and it turns you on so much you have to dap. That image has become a faptograph.
by teddymeow July 31, 2009
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