national wank over ex day

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her

happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby

by hwggg October 9, 2025

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Return eX

Former dark lord of another dimension. Return eX became a mysterious neutral ninja of the shadows.

Your explanation was as clear as Return eX

by Eldwin March 14, 2004

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ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

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Ex-Smoker Complex

When an ex-smoker tries to save the rest of the smoker community by preaching their "born-again" non-smoker ways.

Mark: Damn, James is such an asshole ever since he quit smoking last year.
Dave: Yeah, I can't stand him anymore, he has an Ex-Smoker Complex.
Mark: Oh shit, here he comes...

James: DID YOU KNOW THAT QUITTING SMOKE NOW YOUR HEART RATE RETURNS TO BLAGAGAHAGBLAGBLAHBLAHBARG

by DangerFinger May 2, 2015

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Sonic Exe

Okay look, We are gonna be talking about Sonic.EXE and the demon possessing Sonic, EXE AKA Exetior or whatever, Okay so Exetior the demon is an eldritch entity taking on the form of Sonic the Hedgehog that sends out a haunted game disc featuring the creature killing the main Sonic characters, eventually leading him to rip out the soul of his victim and making them his slave. And is also an arch-demon who escaped from prison due to constant outbursts of the Master Emerald and has taken refuge inside the body of Sonic the Hedgehog. Due to Sonic having a strong will, Exetior then goes to hunt the first Trinity (Tails, Knuckles, and Dr. Eggman) to get full control over Sonic's body. I don’t know if this is all in the game or in real life too or as some of you say Reality or any thing that actually exist, If you wanna know more just tell me i have socials and it is my name

Sonic was a video game character until the demon EXE or Exetior possessed him making him the haunted all around known creepypasta Sonic exe

by sylentqx December 19, 2021

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