sausage dildo

when you fill a condom with shit tie it off and use it ass a dildo
bruh i tried my first sausage dildo\ my boyfriend made it.
by stupidmoonkey99 February 24, 2016
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Sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off and preceding to use it as a dildo
After we got done fucking I went to the restroom and gave her a sausage dildo to play around with.
by iamacp_xxvii February 25, 2016
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sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it off, and using it as a dildo
"I used a sausage dildo, since I left my personal one at home"
by LittlePip3287 February 27, 2016
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sausage dildo

When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.
I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo
by TheSemen February 25, 2016
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army dildo

Carried by muff diver cornish fuckbots a small collection of toys of different shapes, sizes And colour used to aid in the pleasure of the frustrated
The cornish fuckbots could not help tim alone, the army dildos were deployed to de-frustrate the man
by Smudge 😙 February 09, 2018
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texas dildo

it means a big BLACK man dick goes inside your mommas ass
texas dildo is your mommas friend
by maddogpussy December 17, 2013
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jeoy dildo

Someone who cant get girls so when he does get a girlfriend the relationship only last around 4 weeks, and because he cant girls he let them us him in any way they want
he has been a real jeoy dildo in all his relationships lately
by burrito not taco September 22, 2020
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