Dirty Trinity

When a woman lures you in with her amazing beauty, only to be drugged in your own home and wake up with an open bottle of lube in your ass, house robbed, and a shit in the kitchen sink.

Derek: {visually angry with tears in his eyes}
Jason: What happened to you last night??
Derek: I'm not sure, I took this gorgeous babe home and she pulled a Dirty Trinity on me
Jason: oh my! She shit in your sink too?? What'd she take??
Derek: yep, the footprints are still on the counter and she took everything!!! Plus, my ass still hurts!!!

by PervHirt August 29, 2019

direct file dysfunction

(aka DFD) When a shitty instant messenger file transfer crashes halfway through leaving you empty and unsatisfied.

My MSN has direct file dysfunction.

by Requiett April 9, 2008

dirty ice cream

A guy you date once, and they won't stop calling you. They are a good enough catch that you would date them again, but the fact that they are too persistent makes them less desirable like dirt on ice cream.

I had a great date last night, but then he called me 26 times since; he's just like dirty ice cream.

by TaraLM January 28, 2009

Dirty Greg

When a guy picks up a woman married to a public official, goes back to her place, meets her husband being introduced as an old friend, and then fucks her in their bed after he leaves

Did you hear about Hank? He got Dirty Greg’ed by his wife, and she came harder than ever before. he’s fucking pissed, and a cuck

by Zamurath December 4, 2018

Dirty Perk

A male, ususally, but not limited to being directly born and raised in the cornfields of Indiana. Other acceptable cornfield states are, nebraska, kansas, and the dakotas.
A person that is dirty/notorious for doing the mainly these acts:

-Running naked laps after getting skunked in beer die or pong

-shoving leaves into a girls mouth and then purusing a makeout session with her.

-Getting extremely wasted and puking, peeing and pooping his pants all in the same night. Also when wested, usually found being extremely vocal (loud) for no aparent reason and causing a ruckus, while having his voice crack from time to time

dude, the dirty perk just ran a naked lap at 7:30 in the afternoon!!!

do you remember semiformal last year when the dirty perk shoved leaves in his dates mouth and then made out with her!?!?

OMG the dirty perk is under his desk right now and i think he pooped his pants!

by The Biggest Cones October 4, 2009

Dirty Hump Nuts

After a night of straight banging, your ball sack has a sticky crust of dried semen and vaginal secretion on it.

your at the breakfast table after a night of good scroggin talking to your house mate:

"hey dude, what did you get into last night?"

"I'm not sure, its kind of a blur."

you itch your ball sack

"oh man!"

"what dude?"

"Oh shit, I got dirty hump nuts."

by Dick Spillin December 1, 2009

Dirtsack

A person who owns more knives than years they have been alive, enjoys waving their fingers in the air while intoxicated, and is more proficient in knowledge and skill in any number of hillbilly weapons. This type of a person will quickly express his "abilities" for any activity if given the chance, and is better at anything than you are.

Me: Did you see that guy drive out of that police take down maneuver at 100mph!?!

Some Dirtsack: Aww that's easy, yah just shift it into neutral and get control of the wheel.

Me: You're a fucking dirtsack.

by Kevin Ruda July 20, 2008