Dietcastinater

A person who says their diet starts tomorrow so they can eat whatever they want and not feel bad. Or a person who procrastinates their diet.

Mike:I made this awesome cake! Too bad you can't have any because you said you started your diet yesterday. Kelly:It's alright, I'm starting my diet tomorrow. So give me all the cake! Mike:Your such a Dietcastinater

by I11egal Ninja October 15, 2010

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dietishen

A word that students at Winona State University use when they can't spell dietitian.

A lady in the caf came up to me and offered to have me meet with a dietishen... Bitch I ain't that fat

by paxek August 3, 2012

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dietgnose

diet: the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.

diagnose: to determine the root cause of (a disease).

dietgnose: to determine the root cause of a disease by the food and beverage a person or animal consumes.

"A person was 'dietgnosed' with obesity because of that person's junkfood consumption." - says a satirist

by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 7, 2013

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Dietary Forensics

Reviewing everything you have eaten over the last 24 hours to determine what is causing your horrible-smelling gas.

"EWW! Dude, that fart stinks! What did you eat?"

"I dunno! I better do some dietary forensics!"

by DavieYo April 25, 2013

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dietschweiler viola

Our english teacher who is now on the Internet

"Man this presentation is really hard! " "I know should we complain about it to Mrs. Dietschweiler? "
Or if this ever happens to you : "You forgot your Murphy?" "Yes" " Bring a cake ! " then someone pulled a Dietschweiler on you. This is a dietschweiler viola .

by devuns December 11, 2016

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