rap is crap

rap is crap can be refering to commercial music, a true hiphop would know, but it also can come from a ignorant person who only heard rap on the radio, or tv, and never wrapped their mind around indie music, or 'underground hiphop' they also suck on lolly pops and drink starbucks while dancing to madonnas new album.

Ignoranus #1: 'You can't spell rap without Crap'
Ignoranus #2: 'All rap music is about sex, money and violence, rap is crap.'

by VeelossCity July 12, 2006

holy crap

When you take a dump at church.

wife: "honey, where are you going, mass is about to start"

husband: "go on without me, i drank to much coffee this morning, i got to take a holy crap"

by the wopfather May 12, 2008

Holy Crap - Handles

The Handles that are sometimes on the inside roof of a car. Normally found toward the front. You'll grab these handles and say 'Holy Crap!' Or something similar upon a sudden shock in a car, such as hard braking, or sudden turns.

Bob: "Yo check out my Wheels!"
Car spins out
Rob: "HOLY CRAP" *Grabs Holy Crap - Handles*

by HOLY@CRAP June 18, 2011

penguin crap

When one takes a crap, that when finished, the person will end up walking like a penguin.

"Why has Phil been walking like a penguin for the past few minutes?"
"He just took a penguin crap not too long ago."

by Vanh0 October 22, 2011

snap crap

When you are snapchatting on the toilet while pooping. The snaps you send are call "snap craps"

I sent my friend a snap crap this morning

by queenlady June 2, 2015

Hohoholy Crap

When something is too funny/weird/apaulling to comprehend.

"Hohoholy crap what is *THAT*"

by BatShitCrazyCanadian August 3, 2018

Holy Crap

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.

Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.

by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020