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Cranky bull

When your girl wakes up with a huge headache due to the hangover she has attained from the night before, you slap her ass, put your dick in her butthole and hang on for the ride because she will be bucking up and down like a bull thats angry. You will achieve maximum greatness if you manage to stay on until she can't buck anymore. She will then pass out due to the overwhelming heat stroke or anxiety attack of this activity.
Dude I tried out a cranky bull on your sister this morning. She cut my cock off.
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crankenstien

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Dude, take a look at that "crankenstien" walking down the street, I think its way past her bed time.
crankenstien by MerryChrismeth April 24, 2010

crankinator 

One who is committing the act of being cranky,fussy.
Tinky, what is up with you?Why are you crankin' on me? You are such a crankinator.
crankinator by cdivalicious May 4, 2010

Crankin Papes 

Non-slang version "Cranking Papers"

The lump sum of cash you earn from working two or more jobs; similar to Makin' Bank but in this case much larger amounts of money.
Guy#1:Damn homie I got two jobs now
Guy#2: Whattt? Man you gonna be Crankin Papes

Cranker Man 

Wow look at that Cranker Man, I wonder if he sells.
Cranker Man by Coaster Happy February 17, 2012

Cranky Bean 

Girl 1: I really wanted to get it on last night but he had whiskey dick!

Girl 2: Damn! He left you with a cranky bean!?! That's harsh!