crackerlacing

whats happening/ occuring

so crackerlacing in your crib??

by notgayyyyyyyy January 21, 2011

Crackerican

A Person that is Half Puerto Rican and Half White. Usually pale and mistaken for being completely white.

Joe: "Ahh you see that beautiful white girl over there!"
Jose: "ah man, that mami's a Crackerican, shes half of the good stuff!"

by MariaMami December 2, 2011

crackermuffin

a hillbilly; a rural whitetrash person

"Walmart was just filled with crackermuffins last night."

by tgill January 9, 2013

crackerfuls

1. Foolish white people
2. (rarely) A Nabisco product consisting of cheese between two crackers

Look at those crackerfuls wearing leiderhosen at a theme park.

by BGWfan April 20, 2012

Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".

You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!

by Poppa Capp December 31, 2013

crackerjackin

When you are on E and coke at the same time

Liz was rolling on E while high on coke, she was hardcore crackerjackin

by Youdog February 1, 2014

crackatola

Crackatola simply means your buttcrack.

The man's pants hung down so low you could see his crackatola.

by poop_face April 17, 2015