digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.

Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.

by Butter Mike June 16, 2023

Final Table Courtesy

In a poker tournament, the act of not placing a bet when other players are in the same pot as a player that is all-in. Thereby increasing the chance of the player that is all-in being knocked out. Two hands are better then one.

Jim goes all-in due to being blinded out. Tony calls. Bill calls. Everyone else folds. The flop comes. Bill bets 1000 chips. Tony folds. Bill has demonstrated a classic example of lack of Final Table Courtesy. He has lowered the chance of knocking Jim out.

by Louis Droit January 19, 2009

Interstate Driving Course

A disguised phrase for "intercourse". Origin - (Inter)state driving (course).

Joe: How'd it go last night with Sally?

Bob: Great, we took and interstate driving course.

Joe: Nice!

by A1-Sponge June 3, 2010

tour de courte

the walking lap one takes around the entire circle of the mall's food court, collecting and eating each free sample, and ultimately finishing where he or she began.

"I'm not too hungry, I just want a snack. Ooh, the food court! I thing a 'tour de courte' should tide me over till dinner!"

by Delivery Guy 1 June 3, 2016

Ladies of the Court

A group of weight room douches that all spend time admiring themselves in the mirror. They usually wear bright colors, too much hair product for someone wanting to work hard, frequent wearers of Tapout/S2 Faction/sleeveless shirts with huge arm holes, consume far too much supplements and are frequent skippers of leg day.

Right as Alex got to the gym, he noticed all the ladies of the court crowding around the first bench he needed to use, "it sure would be nice if these fags would move" he thought to himself.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

of fuckin course

Its the meaning of hashtag OFC
#OFC

Uncle Pål asked if I wanted to go to the Cubs game. I said #OFC
Of fuckin course

by countpauly June 29, 2017

hunger games course

A university course that has a competitive grading, so only a few select number of students can get A's despite their actual performance in the class. For example, a student could have worked to get a 93%, but because of an arbitrary decision the university has made they could get a B. These classes are not about learning or maximizing the potential of each student, they are about surviving and making sure your classmates fail.

Student #1: My friend Greg in your finance class was sick, can you send him a copy of your notes?

Student #2: Sorry man it's a hunger games course, I got to look out for myself.

"Me and my friends are going to check out every book in the library for this class, so no one else can study. It eat or be eaten in these hunger games classes bro."

by SebastianIbi September 14, 2017