Non-Contextual

When someone is texting you several times in a row and you are not replying; usually for several days in a row.

A mix of the words "non-consensual" and "text" as they are texting you repeatedly without your consent.

"Dude this chick has been texting me for days and I haven't replied once. It's obviously non-contextual but she isn't catching on."

"This guy got my number on Facebook and has been texting me ever since, I haven't replied so it's completely non-contextual."

by bucsfan846 September 11, 2011

pro concentrate

The state at which an old online game gets. Its when the game is old enough for all the noobs to move on to a different game, and not get any fresh players, so all that are left are the hardcore game addicts and hackers. It happened to all the previous COD and Halo games, and it'll happen to all the new releases eventualy! It's the bane of all nostalgic gamers who just want another taster of the good old days, but get ruthlessly slaughtered instead.

"Dude, how about we play Halo 3 like we used to?"

"Nah dude, its a pro concentrate now, we'll get raped."

by KaKaKaKunga September 1, 2012

brat convention

Chuck E Cheese,Wal Mart ie. Squall Mart,public library, or anywhere small screaming children congragate.

Let's go to the library early,so we can avoid the Brat Convention, of screaming kids.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

cock convention

See brodeo, sausage fest, circle jerk

I thought you said there were hot chicks here? All is see is a fucking cock convention.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.

Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"

by Kenipples November 1, 2014

Drowning contest

When two or more people compare and argue about who has had a harder life, thinking they somehow can win at being a loser.

Person A: "My dad beat me when I was a kid."

Person B: "At least your dad was around."

Person A: "Dude, this isn't some kind of...drowning contest. We've all had hardships."

by PaleteroJ December 24, 2014

Chicken contest

A contest revolving around who can keep a chicken hidden in a hospital the longest withouth being caught.

A. Did you watch House last night?
Y. Yeah, he and Wilson had a chicken contest.

by Toblucz January 12, 2017