College

Originally a location of higher education, now it's a shitpost and it's honestly kinda funny

Person1:I honestly don't want to date any women

Person2: bro?!?!?!

Person1: until college

5 months later

Person1:hey guy-

Person2 : college

by mc!play konop May 15, 2021

College Syndrome

When someone goes to college; is fed nonstop acceptance nonsense (usually in Canadian & American Colleges & Universities), so they become extremely fat, gingerbread, entitled & woke.
Ruins their personality & ends up making them unlikable.

Jeez she got fat, really showing that college syndrome.
He doesn't want to accept his gender, not sure if it's mental issues or just college syndrome.

by FLIPPER4440 July 26, 2023

limestone college

It's a bunch of penises that have no vaginas to fuck because every girl here is either ugly, has a shit ton of STDs, or has a vagina so big that no penis can give them pleasure anymore

Guy 1: gonna fuck any girls at college?
Guy 2: nope, I'm going to limestone college where too many fucking dudes and the leftover girls are ugly as shit

by Foxyloxy2495 February 12, 2014

disney college program

The program for that allows college students to work in either Disneyland or WDW for a semester. Known to have the most stressful application process known to man. Acceptances are sent out in "waves" as predicted by the Wavemaster on the Facebook page.

Guy 1: Man I applied for the Disney College Program DCP like 3 weeks ago and I'm still in progress.

Guy 2: hey at least you're not in submission like me. I'm still waiting on my wbi.

Guy 1: ay don't worry Bruh we'll all be accepted soon.

by Tcwob2 September 4, 2016

sirius college

cheap wog fest

person 1: i go to sirius college
person 2: ohhh isnt that a wog festival :/

by siriuslover11 February 7, 2017

northbrook college

The collection point for the worst Worthing has to offer, home to many world renown qualifications such as Level 1 Bricklaying and Level 1 hair and beauty.

Commonly referred to as a zoo - This is in fact incorrect, Zoo's have some sort of intelligent life in them.

'You see those chavs over there?'
'Yeah?'
'I bet you they do a level 1 BTEC at northbrook college'

by upanddownbutnotsideways March 20, 2018

Unity College

A noun-a common nickname given to loose cunts that do not give a fuck about what anyone thinks and are only concerned about if the eski is full. Also know to get cut off of the cheapest piss avalible such as little fat lambs. They also don't mind a decent yarn.

"Oi that blokes lit as fuck, he must be a Unity College kid"

"Dude I'm hitting the little fat lambs as if I'm from Unity College"

by Billa27 July 31, 2018