ass clown

A person totally consumed by his/her own humor, which is only also visable to complete assholes

Jim really thinks he is funny? He is such an ass clown!

by Ed46 September 6, 2006

Clown world

(n) A phrase used to describe what many, especially on the political right, perceive as the purposeful reworking of social norms and traditions historically associated with healthy, functional societies; may refer to the normalization of transgenderism, homosexuality, legalized drug use, unqualified minorities in positions of power, etc.

“A transgender was just appointed to a cabinet position. More Clown world politics.”

by Klonwelt March 6, 2021

clown moustache

After going down on a woman with unfortunate menses, the area around your mouth will be red, like a clown's.

Woman: "I am now afraid of clowns because after going down on me you had a clown moustache."

by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003

Clown Hat

A used colostomy bag that is turned inside out and worn on ones head.

Lisa was feeling classy, so she wore her clown hat to the wedding

by C H December 31, 2003

punching the clown

masterbation

whats frank doing? Oh nothing hes just punching the clown

by mooseknuckles November 7, 2002

clown penis

The genitalia of a male clown. Originated in 1845 in South Africa, the Clown Penis is used as a derogitory word, often used to insult, mainly clowns and there penis'. Oblong in shape, the Clown Penis sometimes resembles a Magpie's penis, small, and thin in shape. Along with the Apetit, the clown penis is sometimes joined in a triangular formation called the Tri-Forge. In Bankok, the Clown Penis is a sign of nobility, strength and courage.

While going down on a fat chick when I was 5, I dropped my Churo, only to find a small clown penis slapping up against my cheek.

by Funtimecooltime July 15, 2006

Pennywise the clown

the first evil clown, me.

hi, my name is pennywise the clown

by pennywise the clown May 13, 2005