chocolate torch

step 1: shit in her puss
step 2: possess plunger
step 3: plunge the feces out of puss
step 4: hold plunger like the olympic torch
step 5: shove in face till soffucation arises

mitch gave a chocolate torch like a hot cake on easter

by Raoul Regumba June 18, 2008

Chocolate Sauna

Taking a shit in the toilet while your girlfriend is taking a shower.

I had to go real bad and couldn't wait for my girlfriend to finish her shower so I gave her the chocolate sauna.

by Ray Ray Jefferson September 29, 2009

chocolate chip pancakes

Hands down the best thing to eat when your stoned. It cures the pasties and tastes better then sex.

Dude... after this joint lets go back to your house and eat chocolate chip pancakes.... then smoke another joint.

by Thatguybutnothim October 19, 2009

chocolate ice cream cone

When one chick takes a dump in another chick's mouth with most still hanging out. Then the man drags his sack across the mouth full of shit and drops his bag in the other girl's mouth, giving her a nice chocolate ice cream cone

Tim: I had Tina and Kim so sprung during our threesome last night I ended up giving Kim a Chocolate Ice Cream Cone.
Alex: I Tina enjoyed the taste of Kim's shit as much as Kim did.

by TheDiscoDonger October 17, 2013

chocolate jose

the act of taking a shit in a girls mouth and receive a blow job with said shit still in mouth.

Hey bitch you want a chocolate jose?

by Pughshee December 3, 2013

Chocolate fountain

He act of sticking a mans penis partially inside a woman's asshole while she has explosive diarrhea all over the mans dick. Causing a fountain like affect as the liquid shit drips down his dick.

"Man, I really wish I could of given her the chocolate fountain, but Joe did it first."

by Pubesonfire420 November 28, 2015

chocolate jam doughnut

When yo girl is on her period, you grab her used tampon and shove it up her ass.

"I heard you and Mel got kinky last night"

"Yeah I gave her a chocolate jam doughnut"

by Bazzels May 30, 2016