Cock Sucking son of a bitch

George W. Bush ....../and his Father

That cock sucking son of a bitch got raped in the bathroom.

Cock Sucking son of a bitch by George Nigger Bush August 11, 2006

cock tax 

In Australia, a slang term for alimony, child support, etc. as a penalty for not being careful with your cock.

She divorced me, now I gotta pay cock tax.

cock tax by Expat Dave September 19, 2007

cock it up 

to fuck up, botch, turn into a clusterfuck (British)

Thom Yorke of Radiohead prefaced a live performance of the song 'Fog', comparing it to the studio version: "...this is a better version of it...unless I cock it up, in which case, it's not"

cock it up by fux0red February 20, 2009

Cock Stomp 

1. Is an aggressive interference with an individual's attempts to court another.

2. An advanced level One up wherein one party obliterates any prospect or favor hoped to be gained by another party.

Example 1. scenario: Male A is attempting to court a female at the grocery store.

Male A: I just bought a new 2010 Camry... if you want to go for a ride?

Male B: (casually walks by on a pseudo phone call and says) "Oh yeah I used to have a 2010 Camry. . . then i got a JOB."

and in doing so, a successful Cock Stomp is delivered to Male A by Male B

Example 2. scenario: A really muscular man, at the gym, is attempting to showing off by curling 50 pound dumbbells in front of the treadmills. when he finishes, and is walking away, a smaller man walks by with 90 lbs dumbbells and begins curling them where he just was.

And here the muscular man receives a Cock Stomp to his arrogance by the smaller man.

Cock Stomp by Mrpoppins007 December 30, 2009

cock of the infinite 

A level 8 spell used on unsuspecting cybersex partners

Boy: I cast Lv. 8 cock of the infinite
Girl: You wierdo

cock of the infinite by Wild Thang April 23, 2004

cock blaster 

A shot in mini-golf where you attempt to strike your opponent's ball rather than aim at the hole. The purpose of the shot is to place your opponent in a difficult position while still giving yourself a makeable shot.

Adam: Nicole, you're such a cock blaster!
Nicole: Loooooves it!

cock blaster by Adam Alek. May 13, 2007

cock shiner 

a man/womoan who spits on his/her partner cock then licks it as if it were being shined.

Jacob went down on a guy and shined his cock, he's such a cock shiner

cock shiner by Maurissa Hernandez March 23, 2007